Ryan starts the show by eating raw bacon and Christian introduces us to the world of GWAR and their giant bloody dicks. This week we have a big swinging international dick of the week where a man cross dresses for the greater good and Ryan interviews at the trail mix factory

Get ready for some banter. Covid-19 is now the Stank, Ryan is pulling pranks all the way from Canada by hiding Christians phone, people are dunking off rounds and Christian takes a hard anti bestiality stance.

Ryan is a bigot for not remembering a joke then Christian solves racism. We learn that sucking fucking and ducking is all that slugs do, so we put them in the simulation. Lastly we find out that Christian is a terrible person who makes his friends drink piss and puts his butt hairs on toothbrushes.

The poop knife people must have hear our last episode and are dying to sponsor the show. We play what might be the greatest poop knife ad ever created. The we do some talking back and Ryan has to defend Canada's choice to dress like Santa in the supreme court and things get heated.

Dont you hate it when your shit is so big it wont flush? Is the fear of clogging toilets always in the back of your mind? Well no more! With the poop knife you simply mash that turd up until its in manageable chucks, easy for your toilet to handle. We talk about other stuff but the poop knife is really the meat and potatoes of this one.

This Clever Name Podcast/ Welcome to an American crossover episode is brought to you by Truck Nuts for Hats. Social distance circles have are spray painted in the parks of Canada. Christian is working on the incestual documentary we've all been waiting for. Plus Ryan reads a beautiful poem.

Smoking a piece of cigarette mixed with weed is a delicacy in Canada so Ryan goes through some of his fond childhood memories of smoking chunks of cigarettes through bongs. We look through some videos proving we are living in a simulation and a big swinging Canadian dick of the week.