Welcome to an American
Pride Rules - Welcome to an American #63
On this weeks Welcome to an American we discuss Ryan's up coming boxing match. Mike from Do You Have Time For Some Bullshit says he could beat up every Canadian in a pride style tournament. A giant 1000 year old drawing of a prehistoric man with a huge erection is being studied in Europe. We try to start a movement to bring back lobotomies.
Nick's Nunchucks - Welcome to an American Podcast #62
00:00:00 Intro 00:01:25 Ryan is looking like a middle aged man. 00:07:35 What are things like in Canadas Lockdowns? 00:08:12 Ryan is setting up a backyard boxing event and we watch past fights. 00:23:15 Ryan's hillbilly neighbors have a feast/ food fight in the backyard. 00:40:17 Justin Trudeau give a pandemic ultimatum. 00:43:37 UFC fighter Diageo Sanchez has one of the most grueling workout regiments. 01:02:07 Nick Diaz is nunchucking on webcam porn sites. 1:11:55 We watch a sanctioned nunchuck fight
Bilzeroland - Welcome to an American #61
00:00:00 Intro 00:01:47 Clever Porn Names. 00:02:53 Who gets more poo on their penis uncircumcised or circumcised 00:06:55 The Canadian Foxworthy of the week goes terribly 00:11:16 Christian is audio deep faked to say awful things 00:17:11 A man draws penises around pot holes so they will get fixed faster. 00:27:01 Bragging about the capitol raid to get laid. 00:38:58 Waiting in line for a midnight release. 00:46:55 Firing squad in 2021 00:57:08 Death By Bilzerian Tank is the most humane way to execute a person.
What Were We Talking About The Game Show - Welcome to an American #60
00:00:00 Intro 00:04:36 Christian forgot what we were talking about and he has to phone a friend to figure it out. 00:12:20 Christian desperately wants some chicken talk. 00:14:29 We discuss our past bullying experiences. 00:22:30 Ryan used to ride the bang bus home from school while rejecting blowjobs. 00:29:58 A dog is selling his paintings from 60 bucks a piece online. 00:36:50 A beaver knocks out the internet in Canada. 00:48:10 A man had and above ground filled with sharks to sell on the black market.
Titty Bag Milk Talk - Welcome to an American Podcast #59
#podcast #comedy 00:00:00 Intro 00:01:49 Canadian Jeff Foxworth lets you know you might be a Canadian. 00:7:26 We find out how Ryan's week has been going living in a police state. 00:15:10 Ryan has some hot takes on amber alerts. 00:22:21 Christian unexpectedly was a competitor in a dog fighting match. 00:42:12 A man shoots himself while trying on pants at a Walmart. 00:44:05 "Paper Route" was the best game of its time. 00:46:48 UFC 262 is going to be at full capacity audience in Florida. 00:55:29 Don't go to this part.