1:21 Oh Canada is a pretty lame national anthem and we give it an update. 5:31 We propose a super bowl where the best NFL team v.s. Tom Brady and a random group of middle aged ex high school football players. 12:37 Christian's friend Travis breaks peoples arms to keep them out of comedy. 22:12 We solved the mystery of who was SlapMaster69 from last week. 30:00 A significate spike in porn watching happened after the super bowl. 41:06 aunt Jemima changed its names so we look back on the logos from the past. 50:04 Christian has a "special" experience on a roller coaster.

2:10 Christian shames Ryan for eating "street meat" and driving to eat at food trucks. 6:07 Slapmaster69 somehow found Christian's real phone number and is sending him cryptic text messages. 8:51 Groundhog day lets us know that spring is coming early because one groundhog damned it. 18:29 Q shaman wants to testify against Trump in the impeachment trial but Ryan is a modern day Johnny Cochran. 26:06 Mike Perry wont say the n-word because Black History Month. 35:02 A UFC fighter dives head first into a frozen lake. 52:32 Slapmaster69 breaks Christian mentally

2:25 Biden lets everyone know that America is finally great and a lady who took a private jet to the capitol raid is looking to crowd fund her bail. 12:56 Ryan gets tested for Covid and the facility could not be more backwards. 19:05 South Carolina Garbage are having sex in public and peeing on vending machines across the USA. 28:07 Ryan introduces Christian to the song that best describes Ryans home land "In Canada" by Bj Snowden. 46:03 The hoverboard dentist debate is sparked when Ryan defends a dentist that uses a hoverboard while pulling teeth. 1:00:46 And finally in our ongoing fight to defend dick art, we read the story of a lady in Egypt who was criminally charged for making cakes with dicks on it.

Ryan's mustache is bordering on offensive and needs to be addressed. One of Christian fellow comedians from his home town has been arrested for some seriously fucked up crimes. Trump is a big fan of Carter 3 so he pardons Lil Wayne but doesn't pardon The Tiger King Joe Exotic. We pitch the Tiger King Prison Spin off and Jamie Lynn Spears is a mass cat murderer. Reading is completely unnecessary in Canada and that's why 50% of Canadians struggle with literacy. Christian thinks All Dressed chips are just mesquite BBQ chips sold to Canadians. And finally we try to find out when dicks are art. Can hard dicks be considered art? or is that only for soft dicks ?

Days after the siege on the capitol we try to find out who Q Shaman is and how did he get such an awesome outfit. Eating someone else's shit wont make you skinnier but may make you heathier. A man, on a quest to curb his opioid problem, injected boiled magic mushrooms into his arm. When the war against the government starts Ryan is on Dan Bilzerian's side because he has a tank. The Canadian Football League is a thing in Canada that no one other than Saskatchewan cares about. Ryan's parents got divorced because he quit playing hockey and Christian wants Ryan to sing him a song.

The town of Augusta Georgia is entirely funded by the Masters, billboards are put up to make sure you don't turn a blind eye to child trafficking and homeless people are getting less donations because people are using less physical money. Corpse Grinder visited Ryan's home town to destroy a 7/11 and threaten peoples lives and a guy does 2.4 million dollars of damage to ugly Mercedes mini vans. A woman put up a massive vagina statue in brazil and Christian wants to put a dick beside it for equality. And Jimmy Kimmel increases the housing cost in Dildo Newfoundland.

Ryan has grown a second lump in his wrist from his DIY wrist surgery and its made him revert to a grunge phase. American has the best New years celebration because everyone where else has crazy or dumb traditions. UFC fighters are paid so little to fight for our entertainment that they have to start only fans accounts and now Christian wants Ryan to start one to capture that twink market. We find out that if you need a quick abortion just convert to Satanism. Then we go over to clevernamepodcast.com to listen to Stitches song with Dan Bilzerian. join our discord: https://discord.gg/SZJGCTY Get some extras: https://www.clevernamepodcast.com Hangout with us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast

Its our last show before Christmas and we talk about our most traumatic childhood Christmas stories. Christian tries to find out why Ryan hates the holidays so much and we hear the debut the new hit single "Canadian Grinch". Ryan hates a away from home shits especially when their are pubes on the seat but doesn't mind a work jerk. Finally Ryan tires to defend his love of lifetime movies and c list horror movies.