Martin is still in an active shooting situation in Buffalo so Crystal fills in for him. Crystal wants Ryan to have professional fighter Micky Gall's body, we play Pronoun Or ProNaw where we guess if pronouns are real. A teacher in Ontario Canada had big fake boobs and a guy is called gay for thinking a trans woman is hot. If you want to win a chess tournament you have to use anal bead and now there is no excuse for being short. All this and more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast